Saturday, February 24, 2007

Random Quotes from Random Emails

I know, I know, I have been an absentee blogger lately, for that, dear reader, I apologize. I will offer a full explanation in a later blog post, but right now I am trying to clear out two very full inboxes. So, I thought I would include some random quotes I have written -- they are from some random emails as I engage in The Great Inbox Cleanup of 2007.
"Old and odd... true, but really, who doesn't like fists of spaghetti?"

"Damn painted clowns! They are like bowls of fruit without the banana."
(No, they aren't supposed to make sense, they are taken out of context, that is where the humor is derived from...)
"...so I decided NO WORK last night and took advantage of Mr. Tivo."

"...and if we can think of 6 more [songs] and we can make a 10 track Top Alternative Covers of Rap CD!"

"
We have attached this year's ballot, fill it out before you come and bring it -- the person who gets the most correct will win bragging rights and a big kiss from Asia."

"Does Papa John put nuts in his Pizzas?"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Trevor . . . it's good see you're back blogging. Does this mean you're no longer working 20 hours/day?